Around
ten minutes ago, I was informed that The Really Right Reverend Paisley
Ledbetter had been taken into custody on account of multiple probation
violations. It was not specified if his
article on Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin (with them being shown less than
fully clothed) had anything to do with it, but it would appear that his
probation officer, who just got back from an extended vacation, has a thing for
Hillary Clinton.
What
was specified is that Paisley is to be held at the U.S. Medical Center for
Federal Prisoners here in Springfield until he can be transferred to the supermax
penitentiary in Florence, CO to serve the remainder of his 356 year sentence
for a number of heinous crimes against humanity. When I asked what those might be, I was told
that I didn’t want to know.
By
the time I was notified of his arrest, all of Paisley’s published articles had
already been deleted, and I was given some indication of what he had in the
works. No, you don’t want to know.
Since
Paisley will not be permitted anymore contact with the outside world, ever
hearing anything from him again is highly unlikely. The parents of kids (both human and goat)
should be very thankful.
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4 comments:
Well, I wish the poor fellow the best. Hopefully this will be some good time for him to rest and get his head together...
I guess O'Reilly will have to retract his endorsement of Mr. Ledbetter's candidacy, but doubt that he will!
Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Lavender!!! When I asked his probation officer if they still administered electro-shock treatments, he said that it was classified, which kept the hope alive.
Thanks for stopping by again, my dear John!!! Well, that just goes to show that I need to pay more attention to what is being reported on FOX News. For I had no idea that Paisley was even running for something. Are you sure O'Reilly wasn't talking about him running AWAY from something?
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