After what seemed like days upon days of agonizing negotiations, the arbitrator has finally ruled that The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetter must cease and desist from publishing anymore crude, sophomoric jokes. When I pointed out that everything about him is crude and sophomoric, I was told to not push it. When he left the courtroom with a dancer from Jillian’s Jiggling Junk under each arm, I got the impression that some favors may have been traded.
Anyway, I was granted the right to issue a formal apology for Paisley’s inexcusable behavior. So, please accept that I am so very, very sorry.
I was also authorized to look for another editing agency that will do more than just black-out bad words. Again, please accept that I am so very, very sorry.
No, I was not given permission to delete his prior publications, nor ban him from leaving any crude comments. Yet again, please accept that I am so very, very sorry.
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