If you had any idea just how much of a blind rage I am engulfed in at this very moment, you wouldn’t be thinking that maybe I am being a tad harsh. For there all sorts of words that I used to be very proficient at spewing, but if you are offended by me calling the powers that be over at [NBC Universal] a bunch of idiots—TOO BAD!
You see, I just got finished watching the series end to [Stargate Universe] on [Syfy], and it REALLY SUCKED! No, as a matter of fact, I can’t stop screaming.
You see (again), I am a big fan of [Stargate SG-1] and [Stargate Atlantis]. Therefore, I was really excited when they started another series when Stargate Atlantis ended its run.
Be assured that I got over my excitement before the very first episode of Stargate Universe was over. For the plot was so very dark, and it kept getting darker until I was not at all excited about there being another season to come.
Oh, but they weren’t through jerking me around yet. For they had the crew of Destiny, which is the Ancient ship that they were trapped on, working together much better, which is the way it should have been from the very start. In fact, it was getting to where I was really dreading the end of the show.
Why, oh why, didn’t I just stop watching after the first few miserable episodes of the first season? For that would have saved me from watching all of the crew go into stasis pods (except for one, who had two weeks to figure what was wrong with his pod) because of there not being enough energy to sustain life support for the three year journey to the next galaxy in FTL (Faster Than Light) in order to escape the machine ships, and seeing him looking at all of the pretty lights (stars and planets) flying by and smiling just before the screen went to black.
No, I wouldn’t be surprised if it is a communist plot, and I don’t care if that is a grossly outdated expression. For that would explain why NBCUniversal would rather authorize funding for things, like [Syfy Original Movies], which you need to have a couple of gallons of vodka in you before they even start being entertaining, instead of quality shows.
Have you ever seen one? Okay, you should know what I am talking about.
If you haven’t, they aired an incredibly cheap knock-off of [Thor], by the name of [Almighty Thor], on the very same day of the blockbusters opening, and this was after airing [Battle of Los Angeles] when [Battle Los Angeles] opened! Yeah, maybe a couple of gallons of vodka ain’t enough.
So, why I am screaming about NBCUniversal instead concentrating all of my ire for Syfy? Well, NBCUniversal became the owner of Syfy around 4 years ago, which was around the time when its programming started to go downhill in a hurry.
Can someone please explain to me what [SmackDown] has to do with science fiction? Oh, it’s on account of the wrestling being fictional, and it taking some scientific computations to keep the wrestlers from breaking their necks?
Right. I think I need to skip the vodka and start mainlining [Everclear].
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