According
to [OzarksFirst.com] and several other local news outlets, the “stuff” is starting
to hit the proverbial fan over [Springfield Brewing Company] posting on their Facebook page: "Yesterday scientists
revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their
theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of
them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional,
and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned." As if that was not enough, the business
offered in reply to the building outrage: "We
apologize if this offended you- purely meant as a light-hearted joke," a
SBC employee typed on behalf of the business. "Contrary to popular belief,
this post was written and approved by three women. We understand that humor is
a very fluid thing, and varies person to person. Take this as a joke, and
nothing more."
Umm,
I can see where the “joke” might garner some laughs at a late night comedy club
as part of a stand-up set by someone bemoaning the virtues of drinking, but how
can it be considered funny by the makers of beer that they are trying to sell
for a living? For the offense to women
in general is obvious, and what self-deluded manly man is going to want to be
seen drinking an [11 Point] while his buddies are wondering out loud if he
might be trying to get in touch with his feminine side?
So,
does this mean that the Springfield Brewing Company is run by some really fair
and very happy people? I had no idea
that our community had become that progressive.
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2 comments:
Miserable women ruin the world whenever they recogise themselves!
From now on I will stop drinking at 11 pints, just in case....
Thanks for stopping by, my dear Adullamite!!! They brew a beer (Black Sheep) that you might find almost tolerable. For it is a dark stout that is undoubtedly quite bitter in taste, but that might be the one with the most female hormones.
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